dating, but not really

okay, so apparently dating just for the heck of it and getting something out of it like an almost free meal is my forte. who knew.

so my date and i and this other couple tried to get free meals at milestones today because today was their "date night" and we were supposed to split the cost of the most expensive meal that both of us shared. guess what. there was a freaking line up for >60 minutes. so we decided to go to earls instead and chow there. i like how the waitress liked to lie and tell us that there was a 25 minute wait, but in fact, it was only like 5-10 minutes. i hate people like that.

oh yeah, and there were a few shot samples at the reception desk, but i didn't really want to take one. even though it was pink and fruity look. that looked pretty tasty. oh, and probably because it would be illegal for me.

oh, and justin and i were wondering how long one could suck. and we didn't mean the negative connotation. we meant the action. i think we came up with like... an hour or something. oh, and apparently, the way to rate girls is to rate their body and their face separately. in the beginning, we believed that it was the body that gave a girl a base score, then the face was simply a multiplier, but then we decided that a girl with a good face but no shape would still be decent. geeze, girls need to have a definite rating system so us guys can choose easily. you don't have an idea what we have to go through.

oh wait, maybe you do.

oh, and pokemanz team we must seriously scrim sometime soon. look, 4 S's. that's orgasmic.